Thursday, December 14, 2006

LUBBISH JOKE

Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Harlow.. Where U wanna go?
Ghostly Man: 21 Lim Chu Kang Road
Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Ar? So late go Lim Chu Kang ar?
Ghostly Man: Home... There....
Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Wah! Rich leh! Private property there ar?
Ghostly Man: Yeah...

Reaches Lim Chu Kang Road

Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Aye... Cannot find 21 leh! Where is it near?
Ghostly Man: Drop me here can liao....
Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Chun bo? Here Chinese Cemetry area leh!
Ghostly Man: Yes...
Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Ar? Watever la... $24

Ghostly Man hands out hell notes $2000000

Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Wah! Gt small change bo? Oso ar, gt local money bo?
Ghostly Man: No...
Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Nabeh la! Like tat where I find u change? Try dig ya pockets la

Ghostly Man hands out 1 piece of gold paper type of hell note

Taxi Driver Lao Zen: Wah lao a... Realli no local currency ar? Like tat must go bank change sia... Nabeh la...
Ghostly Man: No more...
taxi Driver Lao Zen: Win liao lo! Okok.... Take it I swuay la... Gd nite...


//ZenEkz in no mood to blog norm stuff//

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eh...why no write liao?

Anonymous said...

ya, how come no write?

Anonymous said...

I moved house again!! Haha!

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