Saturday, February 4, 2006

TOP 10 TYPES OF MEN TO AVOID IN 2006

I gt this frm someone's blog.... Mmmm.....

The Mummy’s Boy

Signs to look out for:- Will talk about his mum every now and then. Begins his statements with "My mummy says…" His mummy will call him to remind him to eat, come home early and will cook and save the food for him even though he may have eaten outside with you already. His mummy will help him to iron his clothes, fold them, help him to clean up his room and go through his drawers. He will frequently compare you with his mummy. This kind of man is better off dating his mummy, instead of you.

The Coward

Signs to look out for:-He talks softly and doesn’t dare to make his comments heard. He doesn’t want other people to notice him and prefer to blend into the surroundings. Even when he is "bullied", he keeps quiet and doesn’t dare to fight back. This kind of man won’t be able to protect you. You will probably have to fend for yourself and worse still, you may have to protect him instead.

The Pessimist

Signs to look out for:-He has a bleak outlook and is forever moody cos he can’t see the wonders of life. This kind of man will only affect your mood as his constant negative opinions are like layers of black veil covering your eyes constantly.

The Casanova

Signs to look at for:-He is extremely nice to pretty girls in skirts and will do anything and everything to lead the girls to believe that he is a genuinely nice chap, who is genuinely interested in developing the relationship further. He will dine and wine and buy presents for his prey on the first few dates to set a trap. This kind of man won’t allow himself to be tied down to you, no matter how hard you try. Even if you manage to make him your man, he won’t stop himself from carrying on intimate relationships with other girls. Anyway, he loses his charm and individuality once you find out that he does the same things to all the girls around him cos you won’t feel special anymore and remember: only a special man will be able to make you feel special. A Casanova is just like any man on the street.C

The Stingy Fellow

Signs to look at for:-He will ask you to split bills with him, down to the cents, when he dates you out. He won’t buy you any gifts, even though you have hinted times and again that you love the pair of diamond earrings/ring/necklace below that glass window. Even if he does, don’t expect him to spend more than $20 on that one and only present for the entire year. This kind of man won’t pamper you and you are better off saving up for that gift you want to buy, minus off a stingy man.

The Egoist

Signs to look out for:-He will talk about himself all the time, mentioning his achievements, his bungalow, his porsche car, his country club membership, his titanium/platinum credit cards, etc. This kind of man will only care of he, him and himself. Don’t expect him to shower tender love and care. You are just a trophy to him.

The Bastard

Signs to look out for:-He is the heartless man who will not be upset even though he has hurt your feelings. This kind of man will only make you cry every night as you nurse your broken heart.

The Liar

Signs to look out for:-He will come up with a lot of excuses on why he can’t accompany you, so that he can meet up with other gals. When his hp rings, he will walk away from you and talk softly over his hp, afraid that you may hear his conversation. When you ask him who he is talking to, he comes up with a make-believe guy’s name. He could possibly make you and another gal believe that he is your boyfriend and get away with it.

The Flirt

Signs to look out for:-He talks in a flowery language and chats up every girl in skirts. He is pretty similar to the casanova, just that he might not spend so much effort and money on each girl. Basically, he likes flirting as he thinks that it will up his desirable quotient. This kind of man, like the Casanova, doesn’t realise that to many girls, they are plainer than the plainest guys as they can’t make the girls feel special since they treat every girl the same way.


The One Nite Stander

Signs to look out for:-He hangs out in pubs and clubs to look out for his preys. He will approach you with a sleezy pickup line and buy you a drink. He would most probably get extremely touchy and suggest going somewhere quiet. This kind of man is only after SEX and probably won’t remember the girl’s name the next morning.


Men.... Tsk Tsk Tsk....

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I wonder if anyone did a "Top 10 types of women to avoid".... Hmmm.... Anyone care to do one?? For my info?

//ZenEkz searching for his new skies//

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you belong to any of the above categories? ;p

Anonymous said...

I duno... I hope nt... Heehee!