CONVERSATIONS THIS WEEK....SO FAR

Monday

While doin duty
Cleaner: Today my last day
ZenEkz: *Shocked* Wah!!
Cleaner: Dun tell anyone
ZenEkz: Ok... Hmm... Wrking no more? Children support u?
Cleaner: No lah! No Children... Jus wan change environment
ZenEkz:*Oops* U look very motherly mah.. Haha!
Cleaner: Guess I hw old?
ZenEKz: 40plus?
Cleaner: 50plus le...
ZenEkz: *Stun*
Cleaner: U gt children?
ZenEkz: Ar? Mi ar? No lah... How old U think I am
Cleaner: 30plus
ZenEkz: *Stun plus feels like jumping dwn on the spot* Erm... Not so old lah... Guess?
Cleaner: 28-30??
ZenEkz: ...... Erm.... I 24nia...
Cleaner: Oh!
ZenEkz: Auntie... I look tat old ar?
Cleaner: No lah! No lah! Haha!
ZenEkz: I noe I dun look my age lah... sad... Anywayz all the best!!
Cleaner: *With a Paiseh look* Thanks! Thanks!

So sad... went back office ask my collegues all tell mi I look late 20s early 30s but after that they change their words say I look "Mature"...Win le........My dear "Sis" even ask mi go for Botok lo... Liew! I give up.... Look old look old la.... Sianz...

Tuesday

While escorting
ZenEkz: Hey! Thanks for opening the door for me
SO: No prob!
ZenEkz: Hey! Sorie did not get ur name. *Looks at his ID card* Oh! Thanks Sh****! Hey! U born 1980 wo... Young leh!
SO: Of cos! Haha! U oso mah
ZenEkz: *Sudd feel like askin* U think I hw old?
SO: *Looks at my ID card* 24yrs old lo...
ZenEkz: ....... dun look at my ID card la... but hw old I look?
SO: Early 30s
ZenEkz: Win le....
SO: Hahahaha!

No feelings liao... Haha! Guess I learnt to accept the shitty fact. Yeah! I do look old. Heh! The next time i do a self intro to a new fren i will tell him/her I'm 34. Shall do just that


Tuesday Evening

At the Counter
ZenEkz: Hi L**
SO1: Hi LEK!!
ZenEKz: *Talks to SO1 & SO2 with regards to wrk and some nonsense*
SO2: *Sudd change topic* U dun look at Zen like stern stern look, he quite a cheeky boy lo...
SO1: Hahaha!
ZenEkz: Where gt cheeky... and what u mean by cheeky?
SO2: *Shrugs and smiles* Cheeky Boy! Cheeky Boy!
SO1: Hahaha! Well Done LEK!
ZenEkz: My reputation kena tarnish liaoz... Wat can I say?

Btw SO2 is a madam

Cheeky = Impertinently bold; impudent and saucy

ZenEkz Cheeky? Huh? I think I'm boring...... Wat do u think?

//ZenEkz giving up on his facial condition//